internetexplorers:

not sure if that’s my original thought or a text post i’ve seen before

(via self-aggrandizing)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via self-aggrandizing)

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(Source: snorlaxatives, via self-aggrandizing)

supernatural-mishamigo:

wavesoftheworld:

peetasboxers:

bro-biden:

“go on,”  i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.” 

my last fuck has gone

i have nothing left to give

im so done with this website 

Oh my god, I love this so much

lets get married

(Source: radiohamlet, via 3m0h4rdc0r3)